sinnamon's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- whoring for voicemail Caution: If you tell me you love me, I will beat your face in. If that turns you on, then I will have keffo beat your face in, if even THAT turns you on, I will cut off your nads and tape them to your forehead and have Adam write a 20 part story about what a fucking IDIOT you are. � thanks, management Alright. I am whoring for voicemail. I tried to be subtle. Mentioned my FREE voicemail number a couple times in my diary. I even made a cute little graphic down at the bottom of the page here just so someone would leave me a msg. I mentioned how my voice sounds like a little girls, how I can do an awesome Brit accent and STILL NOTHING. You people don�t love me. Do you? *sniff* Then again I did just threaten you physical harm if you were to say you love me. Hm. But I think you know what I mean with that little caution above. You guys can love me, in that �I love you because your diary rawks so much and I want to have the mad sex with you, but I don�t want to marry you or anything!� Aww thanks guys! I love you too! Okie, back to the original point. I am all out whoring for voicemail now. Leave me fucking voicemail. I am serious. People I want voicemail from (I stole this idea from Adam): 1. Uncle Bob 2. Leo 3. Que 4. Brad Pitt! 5. YOU, YES YOU WHO IS READING THIS, IF YOU CAN SEE THIS THEN I WANT VOICEMAIL FROM YOU, I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE. Considering I get about 50 hits a day, I am expecting about 40 voicemails. So get cracking. It�s fucking free you lazy bastards. Now do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1-877-828-9708Thank you! :D 12:25 AM - 041900 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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