sinnamon's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- you gotta plan ahead I’ve been out of town for two weeks and just got back last night. Pretty tired, and a little sore. Bill really banged the hell out of me last night. He missed me! :) It’s been an eventful week, the two most important people in the whole word died! At first I assumed Terri Schiavo was the most important person in world, since her plight was on CNN and other news programs 24 goddamn 7 and she had all those people at her hospice for so long. But then her death was preempted by the Pope! Therefore, Terri, I am sorry to say, must come in second. Anyway, I hope that when I die, just as many people turn out for the spectacle. However, I want more control over the signs being displayed in front of the television cameras. See, if you don’t plan ahead, you get all kinds of crazy shit about murder and right to life and etc. So there are two signs that I am hereby demanding be present at my dead. One is “Jaki really rawked my nutsac.” Since it’s apropos for politicians and crazy right-to-lifers to use someone’s death as a soapbox for their own agenda, so it must be okay dokay for discussions of nutsacs. The second one is “son of a crack” because that’s probably want I will be thinking as a lay dying. 2:13 PM - 040305 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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